Turn and Face the Strange Corruption Boys

As you all may know due to our grass roots poster campaign at the The Thirsty Turtle est. 1893, A Young Person's Guide to Corruption Inc. is expanding and maturing in new, unexpectedly Mormon ways. Market research conducted by the UMD-Easter Shore department of Radio Communications shows that bullets allow our dear readers to form an emotional attachment to the blog:

• Humor - In our misguided quest to remain relevant and employable to mainstream America, the Corruption Boys (R. and Vman) have used satire to deconstruct and reconstruct the Palin-ification of America only on the FCC regulated WMUC 88.1 FM. No more. This blog will fully realize its ambitions and live up to the heady standard established by the buzzband Excuse Me, May I Urinate On You (exclusively found on xanga.com).
• Links - Our Kinsey consultant says we must link and link abundantly to other work we do. For work by our extended family working at the New Yorker and Billboard Publications, our Facebook (New Media) Presence is still the optimal way to follow us. 
• A New, More Urban Season - We are still following DJ Boss Player every Tuesday night/Wednesday morning and hope to continue making our audience a few shades darker and a few shades lighter at the same time. Our permanent archive will attest to this. The live stream is gorgeous as well. 
• The New Minimalism/Criticism - Some of you all surely enjoyed the successfully unsuccinct explorations of movies by old Caucasians which formed the crux of this post-ironic exercise. Our new posts may be shorter but they will pack all of the commercial red state appeal and blue state sex drive, you have come to appreciate. 
• Video - Our original feature film Inglorious Annals of a Revolution was not bought by the Sundance Channel and will not be tweeted about by Zach Braff. However, we will plow on with a new, original, accented Tele/Internet Vision project from A Young Person's Guide to Corruption Inc., the one place to serve all of your branding needs. 
• Love - we do not endorse this but our advertisers (Amazon.com, Google.com) have insisted that we give it at least 2.5 out of five stars. An ongoing legal battle is in the works.

- Vman